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Dialogue

Two people are chatting on the internet, a woman and man who are complete strangers. They are getting to know each other. After a few moments, the man asks.

Handsome28wow: What’s your sign?

Young.N. pretty: I am a libra

Handsome28wow: Great I am a Gemini, so we can be the perfect lovers. I mean, what else could be a model and a firefighter together right?

Young.N. pretty: A firefighter? I thought you were a dancer!

The man does not say anything for a moment. The woman asks again.

Young.N. pretty: So, are you a dancer or a firefighter??

Handsome28wow: well, hum, I am both! I am a dancer as a living but I am also a volunteer firefighter, you know, helping people, cats in trees and all these stuff …And you, what do you like to do in your free time ?

Young.N. pretty: me? I do all kind of things… for example I cook a lot! I’m probably going to quit being a model and become a chef in a restaurant

Handsome28wow: that’s impressive, which restaurant? I would love to visit you and taste your meals

Young.N. pretty: hum do you know Gordon Ramsey? well in his restaurant.

Handsome28wow: I know him very well, I often watch his show on TV, I must have seen you!

Young.N. pretty: Yes, I've been on television several times!

Handsome28wow: Do you have other hobbies?

Young.N. pretty: Oh, yeah… I play tennis very often, I must maintain my model's body, so I do sports! I also like to run and to swim.

Handsome28wow: Wow, that’s amazing! I love girls who are athletics and have stamina!

Young.N. pretty: I think you’re athletic too for being a firefight and a dancer, you don’t know how I love athletic men!!

Handsome28wow: It's incredible, we're really on the same wavelength! I think we're made for each other.

The woman starts to feel uncomfortable with this declaration. He continues to write to her.

Handsome28wow: We both love sport and I even did a compatibility test between our two astrological signs.

Young.N. pretty: What are the results?

Handsome28wow: A Libra and a Gemini, perfect match! We could be perfect lovers, I mean what else a dancer and a model could be right

The man is so much in character that he doesn't even pay attention to all his lies anymore.

Handsome28wow: Hello ?

The woman feels uncomfortable and realises that he may want to meet her thinking she is who she says she is.

Young.N. pretty has disconnected

Handsome28wow: What the heck ? Are you serious ?

Handsome28wow: Too bad for you! I would have taken you on date, you would have cooked for the two of us then I would have taken you on one of my boats!

Handsome28wow: You didn’t deserve me anyway, I’m way too perfect

And they never ever talked again. The end.

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